dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via oomshi)

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weedjoke420:

lms if ur gonna smoke an egg for 420 tomorrow

(via merlotte)

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sadfriencl:

my hair is really poofy
crystalskulllz:

typette:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

oh this is cute, it’s like something out of gunnerkrigg court or bracklewoo-OHHH SHIT

Actually scared the fuck out of me Enjoy
Goodnight say it back

poppedamalikimsweating:

that fufu lame shit I ain’t wit it

(Source: 2000yr, via merlotte)

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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via crystallized-teardrops)

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enchilacla:

the tables have turned.
tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]